Frying Some Fish Kelsey Moore
Reddit Discussion Board
Phil Fish:
That’s it, I’m DONE! If all you people want to do is complain, I’m shutting down FEZ 2. If you don’t like it, fuck off! I’ve got better things to do than to deal with a bunch of lame-asses who don’t know a single fucking thing about the gaming industry. You people who want to sit at their computer screens and bitch because of how I want to run my business—you’re all a bunch of fucking losers who sit behind your computer screens all day. So you can get angry all you want, I’ve got better things to do with my life!
AlphaOmegaSin:
You are the biggest piece of shit on the face of the earth! You have thousands and thousands of fans who love your games, and this is how you react when they voice their displeasure over you? I’ve always thought you were a sniveling little cunt, and this just proves my point about you even more. I guess your shit doesn’t stink, huh? You think that everyone should bow down, get on their knees, and suck your dick because you’re such hot shit. It’s people like you who put a major shit-streak on the boxers of the gaming industry; it’s people like you who make people like me want to put their foot so far up your ass that you’ll have to charge them rent. I know you’re going tom shut down your Twitter and your Reddit because you don’t have the balls to take the heat that you so arrogantly throw at your fans. Please jump off of the highest building and land in a sea of every STD imaginable (i.e.: FUCK YOU!).
(A Wild Derp has appeared!)
Random Derp:
Alpha, you really need to calm down. So the hell what if he wants to cancel HIS game? It’s his business, and I’m in full support of it. If it makes you this angry, don’t buy the fucking game, genius.
AlphaOmegaSin:
It’s mouth-breathers like you who proliferate the stupidity that exists in the gaming community. Who the hell said I was planning on buying the game, anyway? If a person or company is doing something shady, they need to be called out on it whether you’re a fan or not.
Random Derp:
It doesn’t matter. If you’re not buying the game, if it doesn’t affect you, who cares?
AlphaOmegaSin:
If you are actually a thing that thinks like that, then you are a Herp da Derp to the umpteenth power. The amount of cock you suck on is so astronomical that even the greatest Mandingo cannot compete. I.e.: I despise you, I loath you; i.e.: I hate every little decision that led up to you being born; I hate your mother for not swallowing you when she had the chance; i.e.: you are a dingleberry on the anus of Hitler’s corpse. Fucking idiot….
Phil Fish:
I’m here, Alpha. What the fuck do you have to say to me?
AlphaOmegaSin:
You are cunty, hipster piece of filth who thinks that his shit doesn’t have a stench. There are so many people who are/were looking forward to your game, and you go and pull this shit just because they are concerned about how FEZ 2 is panning out. You are a dingleberry on the anus of Hitler’s corpse. Please go die somewhere, you piece of shit.
Phil Fish:
This is MY game, and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. If you are so butt-hurt, don’t fucking by it. I’m tired of people getting on my case about how I’m going about my business, and that’s why I decided to can the game.
AlphaOmegaSin:
What is it that you people don’t seem to comprehend? So the fuck what if I don’t purchase the game? When person or an entire corporation is being an asshole to their fans, they need to be called out on their bullshit. And by the way, if you can’t take a little criticism from your fans, then what the fuck are you doing in this business? It’s obvious that you are a pussy who can dish out heat but can’t take it. You left your development team out to dry, you left the fans who dumped money into your game out to dry, and there isn’t a part of you that gives one little gnat shit about them. What’s even more egregious is the fact that you have the gall, the fucking ignorant indecency to say that Japanese video games and there developers suck. Let me ask you something. Have you ever heard of Zelda, Super Mario, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Xenoblade, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Fatal Frame, Persona, and a whole bunch of other fucking amazing franchises that have been a staple to the gaming community? You are so fucking blind with all of the shit you have smeared across your face that you don’t realize how much Japan has made gaming a better experience around the world. YOU ARE A FUCKING DUNCE!
Phil Fish:
That’s it, I’m DONE! If all you people want to do is complain, I’m shutting down FEZ 2. If you don’t like it, fuck off! I’ve got better things to do than to deal with a bunch of lame-asses who don’t know a single fucking thing about the gaming industry. You people who want to sit at their computer screens and bitch because of how I want to run my business—you’re all a bunch of fucking losers who sit behind your computer screens all day. So you can get angry all you want, I’ve got better things to do with my life!
AlphaOmegaSin:
You are the biggest piece of shit on the face of the earth! You have thousands and thousands of fans who love your games, and this is how you react when they voice their displeasure over you? I’ve always thought you were a sniveling little cunt, and this just proves my point about you even more. I guess your shit doesn’t stink, huh? You think that everyone should bow down, get on their knees, and suck your dick because you’re such hot shit. It’s people like you who put a major shit-streak on the boxers of the gaming industry; it’s people like you who make people like me want to put their foot so far up your ass that you’ll have to charge them rent. I know you’re going tom shut down your Twitter and your Reddit because you don’t have the balls to take the heat that you so arrogantly throw at your fans. Please jump off of the highest building and land in a sea of every STD imaginable (i.e.: FUCK YOU!).
(A Wild Derp has appeared!)
Random Derp:
Alpha, you really need to calm down. So the hell what if he wants to cancel HIS game? It’s his business, and I’m in full support of it. If it makes you this angry, don’t buy the fucking game, genius.
AlphaOmegaSin:
It’s mouth-breathers like you who proliferate the stupidity that exists in the gaming community. Who the hell said I was planning on buying the game, anyway? If a person or company is doing something shady, they need to be called out on it whether you’re a fan or not.
Random Derp:
It doesn’t matter. If you’re not buying the game, if it doesn’t affect you, who cares?
AlphaOmegaSin:
If you are actually a thing that thinks like that, then you are a Herp da Derp to the umpteenth power. The amount of cock you suck on is so astronomical that even the greatest Mandingo cannot compete. I.e.: I despise you, I loath you; i.e.: I hate every little decision that led up to you being born; I hate your mother for not swallowing you when she had the chance; i.e.: you are a dingleberry on the anus of Hitler’s corpse. Fucking idiot….
Phil Fish:
I’m here, Alpha. What the fuck do you have to say to me?
AlphaOmegaSin:
You are cunty, hipster piece of filth who thinks that his shit doesn’t have a stench. There are so many people who are/were looking forward to your game, and you go and pull this shit just because they are concerned about how FEZ 2 is panning out. You are a dingleberry on the anus of Hitler’s corpse. Please go die somewhere, you piece of shit.
Phil Fish:
This is MY game, and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. If you are so butt-hurt, don’t fucking by it. I’m tired of people getting on my case about how I’m going about my business, and that’s why I decided to can the game.
AlphaOmegaSin:
What is it that you people don’t seem to comprehend? So the fuck what if I don’t purchase the game? When person or an entire corporation is being an asshole to their fans, they need to be called out on their bullshit. And by the way, if you can’t take a little criticism from your fans, then what the fuck are you doing in this business? It’s obvious that you are a pussy who can dish out heat but can’t take it. You left your development team out to dry, you left the fans who dumped money into your game out to dry, and there isn’t a part of you that gives one little gnat shit about them. What’s even more egregious is the fact that you have the gall, the fucking ignorant indecency to say that Japanese video games and there developers suck. Let me ask you something. Have you ever heard of Zelda, Super Mario, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Xenoblade, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Fatal Frame, Persona, and a whole bunch of other fucking amazing franchises that have been a staple to the gaming community? You are so fucking blind with all of the shit you have smeared across your face that you don’t realize how much Japan has made gaming a better experience around the world. YOU ARE A FUCKING DUNCE!