Ray's Cray School Day
by Nysia Ford
(Disclaimer: Page 7 contains the glossary for the hashtags. The review is understood the best when the glossary is printed out and in hand while reading the review).
6:50 A.M.: I woke up on time and I only pressed the snooze button once #ISS
7:10 A.M.: Today will be a productive day :)!
7:40 A.M.: Mm, there is nothing better than cold pancakes and cold coffee for breakfast that was made yesterday night #DRIVING
7:50 A.M.: Have to stay focused. I have to do my literature review in first period, my drama paper in third period, do my review throughout the day and pretend I’m paying attention in each class! #ICDT
8:10 A.M.: I really love my professor! She gave us a movie to watch today for class. I can get my work done with having to periodically make eye contact with her. #MPPIBTY #WHD
9:10 A.M.: Got out of class fifteen minutes early as usual #LT
9:15 A.M.: I hope this girl doesn’t hold the door for me so I can use the automatic handicap button. She did it first! #IP #SCRMM #TWINSIES
9:42 A.M.: This long-haired brunette with ugly sweatpants keeps looking at me. #SCMO #YLH
9:49 A.M.: Ugh, I’m so tired of people texting my phone while I’m trying to concentrate. #LMAYNLF
10:04 A.M.: Too much info but I really have to shit. #DWIMC #FML
10:11 A.M.: Speeding home and some asshole just cut me off #TWD #IDGAF
10:40 A.M.: Just got out of the shower and now I’m deciding whether to wear my army sweatpants or my Dalmatian-printed tight jeans #FRESSSSH #WOSIP #INLG
11:30 A.M.: I found a parking space on campus #NCDM #IOLMF
11:47 A.M.: I hate when my friend pressures me to talk about lingerie #GB #IWRDHW #SSM
11:56 A.M.: Someone told me that I look like I lost weight #ILH #IWFMJTHH #SIMNBF
11:59 A.M.: I left my bag upstairs while I hung out in the cafeteria’s lobby. #TFNSMB #MGIDMT
12:00 P.M.: Doing my Drama homework then got to go to class in 15 minutes. #TS
12:25 P.M.: Plus side is I did my Drama homework. Bad side is that my professor is playing some insane music that is preventing me from concentrating on my literature paper. #SMMLH #WDYHM #ITWWF
12:48 P.M.: How can I concentrate on homework when she is annoying me when an opera genre?! #IAUMPOFB
1:38 P.M.: Walking to my next class in Hariguari. #IATLFTS
2:14 P.M.: This class is so boring. #TTTAN
3:03 P.M.: Got to my Advanced Essay Workshop before my professor #OY
3:52 P.M.: I didn’t talk as much in class as I usually do, but when I did smart words came out #RME
4:10 P.M.: No review due next week for the first time since the semester started! #PTEDNS #MPIBTY #SIMNB #BUTRIG
4:34 P.M.: Walking to class and this guy stops his car to say “Hey”… #AWKWARDDD #BHWC
5:27 P.M.: In class stuffing my face with chocolate bars and gummy bears while I’m answering every question. #IAS #IWT
5:33 P.M.: Holy shit! I just remembered that I never finished my literature paper. #IAAF #IHHWGMAE #INTIWDOOC #ITIWBAS
5:41 P.M.: My professor is going to give me an extension but he’s marking it late #IHH #NC #ICNWTRH
5:45 P.M.: School day is finally over, can’t wait to get tacos. #YESSS #INAN
6:50 A.M.: I woke up on time and I only pressed the snooze button once #ISS
7:10 A.M.: Today will be a productive day :)!
7:40 A.M.: Mm, there is nothing better than cold pancakes and cold coffee for breakfast that was made yesterday night #DRIVING
7:50 A.M.: Have to stay focused. I have to do my literature review in first period, my drama paper in third period, do my review throughout the day and pretend I’m paying attention in each class! #ICDT
8:10 A.M.: I really love my professor! She gave us a movie to watch today for class. I can get my work done with having to periodically make eye contact with her. #MPPIBTY #WHD
9:10 A.M.: Got out of class fifteen minutes early as usual #LT
9:15 A.M.: I hope this girl doesn’t hold the door for me so I can use the automatic handicap button. She did it first! #IP #SCRMM #TWINSIES
9:42 A.M.: This long-haired brunette with ugly sweatpants keeps looking at me. #SCMO #YLH
9:49 A.M.: Ugh, I’m so tired of people texting my phone while I’m trying to concentrate. #LMAYNLF
10:04 A.M.: Too much info but I really have to shit. #DWIMC #FML
10:11 A.M.: Speeding home and some asshole just cut me off #TWD #IDGAF
10:40 A.M.: Just got out of the shower and now I’m deciding whether to wear my army sweatpants or my Dalmatian-printed tight jeans #FRESSSSH #WOSIP #INLG
11:30 A.M.: I found a parking space on campus #NCDM #IOLMF
11:47 A.M.: I hate when my friend pressures me to talk about lingerie #GB #IWRDHW #SSM
11:56 A.M.: Someone told me that I look like I lost weight #ILH #IWFMJTHH #SIMNBF
11:59 A.M.: I left my bag upstairs while I hung out in the cafeteria’s lobby. #TFNSMB #MGIDMT
12:00 P.M.: Doing my Drama homework then got to go to class in 15 minutes. #TS
12:25 P.M.: Plus side is I did my Drama homework. Bad side is that my professor is playing some insane music that is preventing me from concentrating on my literature paper. #SMMLH #WDYHM #ITWWF
12:48 P.M.: How can I concentrate on homework when she is annoying me when an opera genre?! #IAUMPOFB
1:38 P.M.: Walking to my next class in Hariguari. #IATLFTS
2:14 P.M.: This class is so boring. #TTTAN
3:03 P.M.: Got to my Advanced Essay Workshop before my professor #OY
3:52 P.M.: I didn’t talk as much in class as I usually do, but when I did smart words came out #RME
4:10 P.M.: No review due next week for the first time since the semester started! #PTEDNS #MPIBTY #SIMNB #BUTRIG
4:34 P.M.: Walking to class and this guy stops his car to say “Hey”… #AWKWARDDD #BHWC
5:27 P.M.: In class stuffing my face with chocolate bars and gummy bears while I’m answering every question. #IAS #IWT
5:33 P.M.: Holy shit! I just remembered that I never finished my literature paper. #IAAF #IHHWGMAE #INTIWDOOC #ITIWBAS
5:41 P.M.: My professor is going to give me an extension but he’s marking it late #IHH #NC #ICNWTRH
5:45 P.M.: School day is finally over, can’t wait to get tacos. #YESSS #INAN
Glossary for Hash-tag Phrases (#)
#ISS- I’m So Successful
#ICDT- I Can Do This
#DRIVING- Driving
#MPPIBTY- My Politics Professor Is Better Than Yours
#WHD- Watching Honor Diaries
#LT- Library Time
#IP- I’m Proud
#SCRMM- She Can Read My Mind
#SCMO- Stop Checking Me Out
#YLH- You Look Horrible
#LMAYNLF- Leave Me Alone You No Life Fuckers
#DWIMC- Dude Where Is My Car
#FML- Fuck My Life
#TWD- Tweeting While Driving
#IDGAF- I Don’t Give A Fuck
#FRESSSSH- Fresh
#WOSIP- Which One Should I Pick
#INLG- I Need Lady GaGa
#NCDM- Nothing Can Defeat Me
#IOLMF- I’m One Lucky Motherfucker
#GB- Good Bye
#IWRDHW- I Would Rather Do Homework
#SSM- Someone Save Me
#ILH- I Love Her
#IWFMJTHH- I Waited Five Minutes Just To Hug Her
#SIMNBF- She Is My New Best Friend
#TFNSMB- Thanks For Not Stealing My Bag
#MGIDMT- My Gum Is Definitely Missing Though
#TS- Theater Sucks
#SMMLH- Stop Making My Life Hard
#WDYHM- Why Do You Hate Me
#ITWWF- I Thought We Were Friends
#IAUMPOFB- I Am Unfriending My Professor On Facebook
#IATLFTS- I Am Too Lazy For This Shit
#TTTAN- Time To Take A Nap
#OY- Oh Yeah
#RME- Rename Me Einstein
#PTEDNS- Proof That English Does Not Suck
#MPIBTY- My Professor Is Better Than Yours
#SIMNB- She Is My New Bestie
#BUTRIG- Besties Until This Review Is Graded
#AWKWARDDD- Awkward
#BHWC- But He Was Cute
#IAS- I Am Starving
#IWT- I Want Tacos
#IAAF- I Am A Failure
#IHHWGMAE- I Hope He Will Give Me An Extension
#INTIWDOFC- If Not Then I Will Drop Out Of College
#ITIWBAS- I Think I Will Become A Stripper
#IHH- I Hate Him
#NC- Not Cool
#ICNWTRH- I Can Not Wait To Rate Him
#YESSS- Yes
#INAN- I Need A Nap
#ICDT- I Can Do This
#DRIVING- Driving
#MPPIBTY- My Politics Professor Is Better Than Yours
#WHD- Watching Honor Diaries
#LT- Library Time
#IP- I’m Proud
#SCRMM- She Can Read My Mind
#SCMO- Stop Checking Me Out
#YLH- You Look Horrible
#LMAYNLF- Leave Me Alone You No Life Fuckers
#DWIMC- Dude Where Is My Car
#FML- Fuck My Life
#TWD- Tweeting While Driving
#IDGAF- I Don’t Give A Fuck
#FRESSSSH- Fresh
#WOSIP- Which One Should I Pick
#INLG- I Need Lady GaGa
#NCDM- Nothing Can Defeat Me
#IOLMF- I’m One Lucky Motherfucker
#GB- Good Bye
#IWRDHW- I Would Rather Do Homework
#SSM- Someone Save Me
#ILH- I Love Her
#IWFMJTHH- I Waited Five Minutes Just To Hug Her
#SIMNBF- She Is My New Best Friend
#TFNSMB- Thanks For Not Stealing My Bag
#MGIDMT- My Gum Is Definitely Missing Though
#TS- Theater Sucks
#SMMLH- Stop Making My Life Hard
#WDYHM- Why Do You Hate Me
#ITWWF- I Thought We Were Friends
#IAUMPOFB- I Am Unfriending My Professor On Facebook
#IATLFTS- I Am Too Lazy For This Shit
#TTTAN- Time To Take A Nap
#OY- Oh Yeah
#RME- Rename Me Einstein
#PTEDNS- Proof That English Does Not Suck
#MPIBTY- My Professor Is Better Than Yours
#SIMNB- She Is My New Bestie
#BUTRIG- Besties Until This Review Is Graded
#AWKWARDDD- Awkward
#BHWC- But He Was Cute
#IAS- I Am Starving
#IWT- I Want Tacos
#IAAF- I Am A Failure
#IHHWGMAE- I Hope He Will Give Me An Extension
#INTIWDOFC- If Not Then I Will Drop Out Of College
#ITIWBAS- I Think I Will Become A Stripper
#IHH- I Hate Him
#NC- Not Cool
#ICNWTRH- I Can Not Wait To Rate Him
#YESSS- Yes
#INAN- I Need A Nap