My Charming Personality Can Only Get Me So Far You Know.
Teresa Navarro just recently learned how to read and now she is learning how to count to ten. She still hasn’t learned how to tie her shoes and how not to light a microwave on fire. In reality, Teresa Navarro spends her school year in Connecticut at the University of New Haven, where she is a junior studying English and Sociology. When she is not at school, she is either in her home in New Jersey or banished to a trailer park in Florida visiting her father. She spends her free time watching outdated Sci-fi, cartoons, and a lot of foreign television. When she procrastinates, Teresa enjoys staring at a bright laptop screen for hours laughing at stupid jokes, hunting down collectable toys from the 90s, and praying to the Netflix gods that she'll find something to watch that isn't Clueless for the 30th time (even though Clueless is arguably one of her favorite movies.) She writes for funsies and for this Essay Workshop class and hopes one day to see space and to pet the world’s biggest dog. Her realistic goals in the future are to become rich without doing anything and to make somebody cry. Without this class, she would probably be stuck in some terrible communications class or a history class as a last choice option for the fourth time. Without these reviews, she would probably still be writing amateur reviews in her spare time, but they would never actually get finished like the rest of her personal works. Below are her written reviews for this class and next to this text is her petting a snake on a boardwalk in Wildwood, New Jersey.